my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
omg my mom was being annoying, trying to figure out who i had a crush on (fucking imagine) so i sent her a pic of a bean and told her to think of it instead of my life se got soooo offended
Call me a douchebag but I think it’s fucking weird when people not of the abrahamic religions celebrate Christmas
“but electric-sympathy it’s just that Christmas is so big”
fuck you you’re still appropriating a religion dickbag
how about hardcore cynical atheists who celebrate christmas, easter, and what not, really, cause they like to party every fucking day and eat good food and drink lots of wine, like me
is that legit?
well if not i don’t have to call it christmas i guess
From the perspective of a 1974 viewer in New York, watching Philippe Petit and his high wire act:
There was someone up there. People were saying a ‘man on the tightrope of existence’, like he was somewhere between life and death. And I was lost - lost watching someone literally at the height of life and so close to losing it. Someone, I don’t know who, was standing on a wire between the two tallest towers in the world. Some people go the full circle; fleeing from death and then running so fast that without warning, they’re upon it.
And yet, he lived. He lived and eventually rejoined us at a walk. Or did he?
this is such a fucking beautiful documentary nobody is ever gonna top this man seriously one of the most inspiring stories i’ve heard
I ALERADY MISS MY ASTRONOMY CLASS SO MUCH
i wish we had astronomy in this stupid college
- person: who do you want to be after you're done with college?
- me: bob dylan
- person: but he is a man
- me:
- person: i mean job wise
- me:
- person: ok
- me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
- i get confused during the year dude
- i am also always confused about what time of the day it is (im not kidding, it's cause i sleep at random times so im never sure if its morning yet or evening)
- why would you give a fuck about it in summer anyways
